How to be adorabley annoyingly cute if you are an aging Rogue in 10 easy steps

[untonuggan]

1. Steal some of mom's yarn from a box that a friend sent her. (True, it was at Rogue level so technically fair game.)
2. Pee in a diaper that sometimes leaks in mom's office/craft room, forcing her to stop what she's doing and carry you to the back door/outside. (Don't bother *asking* to go outside anymore. Seniority has privilege.)
3. Finish business and press nose against glass a la Oliver Twist.
4. Meekly allow diaper to be put on and then get down to the business of being FRISKY.
5. Play chase with mom up and down the hallway like old timez when you could hear and didn't have a bad back, until collapsing in a panting heap on the floor.
6. Lick mom's feet.
7. When mom attempts to use the computer, attempt to make nests in all the worst places: a suitcase; a paper bag; a ziplock bag.
8. When mom puts you on the armchair, attempt to dig up the upholstery.
9. Settle down all comfortably on the armchair/your throne after mom puts a towel on the armchair that you can fling out of the way.
10. Fall asleep curled up into a cute ickle ball.