warning: ancient crone blood

MOM: did you ever want a pony growing up? was that just me? is that a British thing?
ME: I wanted to have a psychic connection to a horse. we would be BFFs and fight evil together, probably. also once people realized we were soul-bonded, it wouldn't matter if I "owned" the horse because capitalism and concepts of ownership and property would not be able to keep us apart.
MOM: ... ... ...
ME: does that mean yes?

Things that may have caused your migraine, now or in the future or in the past or in an alternate timeline
(  that you should definitely track in a migraine journal or app )

• hard cheese
• dark chocolate
• trace amounts of chocolate in another form of candy
• sugar of any kind
• aspartame or artificial sweetener
• any form of food that tastes good
• not eating
• lack of sleep
• too much sleep
• sleeping at the wrong time of day
• caffeine
• lack of caffeine
• high pressure systems
• low pressure systems
• Mercury in retrograde
• your favorite show was cancelled
• your OTP will never be canon because the producers are just queerbaiting you
• someone was wrong on the internet
• you were wrong on the internet and you can't take it back
• post-modernism
• capitalism/The System/insurance companies
• stress because Pluto is no longer a planet and Pluto was your favorite
• "good stress"
• the cost of your migraine medication
• the app does not have a box to let you track your period
• deep existential questions about why migraines hurt so fucking much
• maybe your migraines are really caused by something else, like the wrong glasses prescription
• people telling you how to stop your migraine with yoga
• migraine journals

I got to this comic via the comments section of the Bloggess, and was scolded for shrieking loudly with laughter last night when other people might be trying to sleep. I was also told I upset the cats with my strange human mouth noises. I...honestly there are a lot of great ones.

This I think is representative of their humor, which is probably dark/odd enough at times that not for everyone?
( image behind cut for those with connection issues )
The most recent one about the doctor is on-point. My mother did not get why it was funny, which is also telling.

Will now attempt to put on real clothes and do something out of the house.