untonuggan | Entries tagged with snark

Things that may have caused your migraine, now or in the future or in the past or in an alternate timeline
( that you should definitely track in a migraine journal or app )

hard cheese
dark chocolate
trace amounts of chocolate in another form of candy
sugar of any kind
aspartame or artificial sweetener
any form of food that tastes good
not eating
lack of sleep
too much sleep
sleeping at the wrong time of day
caffeine
lack of caffeine
high pressure systems
low pressure systems
Mercury in retrograde
your favorite show was cancelled
your OTP will never be canon because the producers are just queerbaiting you
someone was wrong on the internet
you were wrong on the internet and you can't take it back
post-modernism
capitalism/The System/insurance companies
stress because Pluto is no longer a planet and Pluto was your favorite
"good stress"
the cost of your migraine medication
the app does not have a box to let you track your period
deep existential questions about why migraines hurt so fucking much
maybe your migraines are really caused by something else, like the wrong glasses prescription
people telling you how to stop your migraine with yoga
migraine journals